Dragon Warrior VII 
                Monster Quotes FAQ 
 
   Whats in this FAQ : 
 - Explanation 
 - Quotes 
  - Meadow 
  - Graveyard 
  
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 |Explantaion|
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 I recalled someone asking for a Monster Quotes FAQ, so after awhile I thought that'd be be easy enough to write out. 
 
 Q. What Are these Monster Quotes? 
 A. After you Finish Loomin, you'll be able to Tame 
    Monsters & send them to the Monster Park. Once 
    You visit the Monster Park, try talking to one 
    of the monsters. They will say one of three 
    things. These are Monster Quotes. 
 
 Q. I talked to a monster a few times, but I keep 
    getting the same quote, what's wrong? 
 A. Nothing's wrong. The quotes come up randomly so
    you'll just have to keep talking to it until it
    spouts out 3 different quotes. 
 
 Q. What are these quotes used for? 
 A. Just for your enjoyment. 
   
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 |The Quotes|
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   Meadow 
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  Slime : 
  1.) Gaahhh! Don't hit me! Oh sorry force of habit.
  2.) Damn people are always kicking my ass. What's
      that? What do you mean which end is my ass? 
  3.) Sometimes, when Mr. Monster is asleep, I crawl
      in his mouth and lay eggs. 
  
  Barbarian : 
  1.) I demand a rematch. I slipped the last time we
      battled. 
  2.) I'll split you in two with this Axe! 
  3.) Is it thrue that we can't fight here? 
  
  Eggplanton : 
  1.) What is the world coming to? Vegetables
      talking to humans! When did humans learn to 
      talk? 
  2.) The eggplant plots and ponders, unbeknownst to
      the self-absorbed humans. 
  3.) Do not seek words of wisdom from me. I am an
      eggplant. 
 
  Clawster :
  1.) Hmm, you looked bigger when we fought before. 
  2.) You appear to be a reasonable fellow. Let me 
      out and I won't eat you. 
  3.) I no longer get to ambush people and 
      eviscerate them with my claws. Instead they
      willingly come to gawk at me, then I 
      eviscerate them. 
 
  Venomworm : 
  1.) Remember that no matter what you accomplish
      in this life, one day you will be food for 
      the worms. 
  2.) I am a worm, and no man. A reproach of men and
      despised of the people. 
  3.) The womb shall forget him, and the worm shall 
      feed sweetly on him. 

  Rosevine : 
  1.) Come even closer and smell my scent. 
      Tee hee hee! 
  2.) You have bloomed into steadfast adventurers.
      Smack! Smack! Tasty! 
  3.) The scent of roses dances through the air. 

  Gold Slime : 
  1.) Remember the golden rule. He who has the 
      gold, makes the rules. 
  2.) Wealth isn't the most important thing in the 
      world. It's heart that matters most.
  3.) Beauty provoketh theives sooner than gold. 
  
  Healer : 
  1.) I have a feeling that I may be the only 
      monster here willing to lay my hands on you 
      with the intent to heal. 
  2.) I'm impressed how you carry on with your 
      journey, unclouded by conscience, remourse,
      or delusions of morality. 
  3.) Time heals all wounds. 
      (Character in 1st Pos.) has been healed. 
  
  RainHawk : 
  1.) I pity you. You will never know what it is
      like to soar amoung the cloud. 
  2.) I miss the days of dive bombing humans and 
      snatching their precious weanlings. 
  3.) Why does it always rain on me? 
  
  Florajay : 
  1.) Perhaps I will take root here for a while. 
  2.) I'm going to fly high enough to touch the sun.
  3.) Self-pollination? Hmm, I suppose that may be 
      possible. 
  
  King Slime : 
  1.) Fetch my bowl, knave! It's the king's bequest!
  2.) I am surrounded by commoners.
  3.) (Character in 1st Pos.), eh? No need to bow
      and scrape come closer. 
 
  Gnudevil : 
  1.) Man is the true monster. 
  2.) Man builds cages for animals so that he may
      enjoy them whenever it is convenient. 
  3.) How do you live with yourself? 
   
  SlimeNite : 
  1.) Sadly I strike fear into the hearts of few. 
  2.) Damn slime keeps seeping through the cracks
      in my armor. 
  3.) Atop my noble steed, I shall smite all who 
      oppose me! 
  
  Centbeast : 
  1.) What? No, get off! You can't ride me!
  2.) Violence has resolved more conflicts 
      throughout history than anything else. 
  3.) I find pain quite agreeable. It tells me I
      am not yet dead. 
 
  SkyFrog : 
  1.) One day the sky with blacken with an army of
      sky frogs. 
  2.) What could be more fearful than a frog
      seeking vengeance? 
  3.) Rib-rib-rib-rib. 
  
  Hulkagon : 
  1.) We must learn to live together of we will
      all perish. 
  2.) You are a sad, strange little human. 
  3.) Sometimes it's nice to lay down in the grass
      and just bask in the sunshine. Give it a try.
      I promise I won't crush you beneath my massive
      foot, leaving only a red smear in the green
      grass to remember you by...
 
  CatMage : 
  1.) Meeow! Meeow! Hack! Hack! Damn hairballs! 
  2.) Partake the shade from my staggering 
      intelligance as it towers over you. 
  3.) Meow. What is it, meow?
 
  PomPomBom : 
  1.) Boom. Blank stare. 
  2.) You don't want to know whats going on 
      in my twisted mind. 
  3.) Pohmu, pohmu. 
      Pohmu, pohmu.
 
  Baskervil : 
  1.) Tell Mr. Monster we require the blood of a
      newborn calf to keep our coat shiny. 
  2.) Arrroooo! 
  3.) Grrr! The conditions here are deplorable.
  
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    Graveyard 
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